Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Episode 1 · Super Mario Rescues the Princess

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

Episode 2 · A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Episode 3 · Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Episode 4 · Adopted

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

Episode 5 · A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Episode 6 · Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

Episode 7 · A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Episode 8 · Cat Staff Meeting

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Episode 9 · Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Episode 10 · Marital Troubles

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Episode 11 · Jeff Goldblum Wafers

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Episode 12 · Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

Episode 13 · The Frog Prince

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Episode 14 · Monkeys Talk About Religion

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Episode 15 · Mountain Climber

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Episode 16 · Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Episode 17 · Mad Cow Disease

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Episode 18 · The Bartender Says...

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Episode 19 · Backstage with Bob Dylan

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Episode 20 · Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Episode 21 · Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Episode 22 · Things You Never Hear

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

Episode 23 · A Trip to the Psychiatrist

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

Episode 24 · AIDS Patient Zero

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Episode 25 · Name That Animal Penis!

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Episode 26 · Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Episode 27 · Sex with... #1

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

Episode 28 · A Fat Guy Working Out

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

Episode 29 · A Gay Knight

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

Episode 30 · A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Episode 31 · Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Episode 32 · Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Episode 33 · Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

Episode 34 · He Who Lives in a Glass House...

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Episode 35 · Sex with... #2

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Episode 36 · Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Episode 37 · The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Episode 38 · Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

To have sexual relations with your mother.

Episode 39 · Sex with... #3

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Episode 40 · Dirty Vaudeville

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.